Our "sheriff with the tricolor flag" was sleeping on the roof of city hall. In order to better watch over ebolitani. With his hat pulled down over his eyes and his hand on the butt of his "Colt 45". John Wayne in his comparison would make the figure of the "puveriello.
He was dreaming of riding his black stallion "Furia horse in the west" and (as did the "cowboys" when moving herds of cows) to round up whole groups of "Moroccan" and, firing into the air to push the boundaries with "Mexico" (in our case Capaccio!), fording the river "Colorado" (in our case the Sele!). In Meanwhile a 10 km a "Moroccan" argues with a Roma; loses patience and play a "fressolla" on the head.
The sound is awful! Someone spoke of "atomic explosion" perhaps supported a nostalgic Nazi skinheads, if retrieved the theories of Lombroso to figure out what's in the head of a Roma, we would understand the incredible acoustic phenomenon. The people of the Plains
woke with a start is holed up in a hurry in the shelters - atomic, specially built. Of course they had to talk about "farm buildings" because a PRG signed "Joseph Stalin" he forbade the building (thank goodness now have "changed", if not, not even the "twin towers" at Eboli you could do!). Surely someone has too much: two or three stories, seven or eight rooms. But if you take refuge in a full nuclear strike, at least consentiamogli to be comfortable! Nonsense! Now comes the "ghost" that disturbs the sleep of the assessor and talk about illegal. Just as well that even her party talks, he took a turn as a figure, "777" (not the brand of condoms is the number of votes taken by the left April 13), a huge success. (It seems that someone has proposed adding two to that figure 7, but then gave up, because the voters ebolitani would be lower than that number). The explosion
'r' to fressolla "the head of the Roma, alarm clock, the sheriff. He is forced to stop the "transhumance" of the "Moroccan" falls on a seat (bad luck! And if it fell from the chair?) "Fury" rears. A casino, that is.
Sheriff s'incazza: enough is enough! Sti 'Moroccans have broken the "balls"!
said than done! Grab the "45" liquid ink and leave the same night in the "letters" to the Minister of the Interior, the President of the Regional Council, the Prefect, the Police, the Commander of the police. Someone wondered if the letter was also addressed to the army, but that is the "ghost" the councilor, then no text. More worrying is the "roommate" to the City, which has been asked if the letter was also sent to the UN.
The content of the message is clear, as is binding on "Wyat Earp" (Gunfight at the OK Corral!): Dozens of Moroccans, drunk, attacked the workers of the shipyard, with the obvious intention of blocking the work of primary interest (the GACP so hard that we are trying to pass off a shopping mall!). Intervene immediately and cleared "the Moroccan camp" (St. Nicholas Varco). Salerno is frightening, but you want to see who has rebuilt his recurring dream, the one that leads the assault on the country's prisons, to withdraw the 10 Moroccan jailed for drinking a beer, and waiting for the court, and take the law if the "rope and soap, as it was to" Tomstone "in the Old West!
But the "sheriff with the tricolor flag" can not call the band gap would be that much ahead. As members of his majority. Do not want to do as Mr Salerno, who was "paccaro" by a "bitch."
And then retreats in meditation. Some swear they saw him on the roof of city hall in the yoga position of the "lotus", as if to get away from the world. Two days and then a scream disrupts the quiet course of life ebolitana "I have found."
Once again, quick as lightning, in the hands of the "sheriff with the tricolor flag, appears" colt 45 - blue ballpoint ink liquid "and this time it's an order. Addressed to: "a whore" and "paccarea" sheriffs.
A stroke of genius! That "paccarea" the sheriff Salerno, and that the ebolitano launched a public challenge, to be held at dawn, on the coast of Eboli. People are already on the edge of the platform to assist to duel!
When you say "tenge 'and balls!
The ordinance states: valid for the entire municipality, but primarily to the coast where he was spotted the dangerous "bitch." Who will stop the car to deal with "sexual performance" is punished! Who has indicated his intention to become a prostitute is punished! Those who offend the common decency with his way of dressing is punished! Of course the usual quirky never fail. Arrive on time the "ghost councilor" to break:
1) but the pimps, pimps, exploiters, they ended up? But we are sheriffs mica factotum. One thing at a time!
2) But if one stops the bicycle, is fined? No, those are Moroccans and there act with the decree Maroni. With the Mercedes and SUVs and locals.
3) But to know if one has stopped to negotiate the price as you do? The cop approaches, and knocks on the window, touching the brim of his hat, asks: "Excuse me, you are treating a sexual performance?"
And if that's the girl's boyfriend, "then that is not a bitch," replied "And who he?" Do not worry! It appears that the security assessor (I swear it's there. I know that no one noticed it, but only for distraction!) Has already done: every guy that comes on the territory ebolitano must get a proper document that must be engraved the fingerprints of his girlfriend. In the textbook case of the above, the officer simply compare the fingerprints with those of the document the type of girl who was talking and everything becomes clear.
Two birds with one "bean" (it should say): on the one hand, we can say, "Maroni makes us not care!" And the other a further nod to the church, other than de facto couples. At Eboli miss the betrayals between boyfriends are possible: zero tolerance!
4) and if the fighters are a girl in a bikini, a camp that is coming down the coast road to the beach to the bathroom? And if the evening the firemen stopped a group of girls who walk on the bike path in short skirts and tops? What are the stop and the fines for indecency? Or ask, "Excuse me, but she's a whore? There seem to sway too much and put too much lipstick! "There could be near his father, or husband or boyfriend. And if they are also for zero tolerance? ". Do not worry, even here the commissioner to safety, now a star, is taking the appropriate countermeasures. There are those who swear to have already seen! Soon under the license plate that says "Marina di Eboli", will place a sign bearing the following notice: "you shall for women who pass through or stopping in the territory of Eboli, even to swim, wear the full burka in every public appearance! Any non-compliance will be punishable by stoning. "
And then tell us that we are not a land "ethnic": we have assumed Islamic customs and traditions. What more do you want? The only problem, it seems, is represented by her, "'a whore" by the blow easily, learned the order, is looking for the "sheriff ebolitano" with the tricolor flag. But do not worry, the diligent safety commissioner has already done for the armed escort (4 Iraq veterans contractor. Mica dumb! Moreover, a more in agreement either way ... the only problem is the same as a card in his pocket should have the gunmen?
Poor Eboli! If I were fire
arderei the world
He was dreaming of riding his black stallion "Furia horse in the west" and (as did the "cowboys" when moving herds of cows) to round up whole groups of "Moroccan" and, firing into the air to push the boundaries with "Mexico" (in our case Capaccio!), fording the river "Colorado" (in our case the Sele!). In Meanwhile a 10 km a "Moroccan" argues with a Roma; loses patience and play a "fressolla" on the head.
The sound is awful! Someone spoke of "atomic explosion" perhaps supported a nostalgic Nazi skinheads, if retrieved the theories of Lombroso to figure out what's in the head of a Roma, we would understand the incredible acoustic phenomenon. The people of the Plains
woke with a start is holed up in a hurry in the shelters - atomic, specially built. Of course they had to talk about "farm buildings" because a PRG signed "Joseph Stalin" he forbade the building (thank goodness now have "changed", if not, not even the "twin towers" at Eboli you could do!). Surely someone has too much: two or three stories, seven or eight rooms. But if you take refuge in a full nuclear strike, at least consentiamogli to be comfortable! Nonsense! Now comes the "ghost" that disturbs the sleep of the assessor and talk about illegal. Just as well that even her party talks, he took a turn as a figure, "777" (not the brand of condoms is the number of votes taken by the left April 13), a huge success. (It seems that someone has proposed adding two to that figure 7, but then gave up, because the voters ebolitani would be lower than that number). The explosion
'r' to fressolla "the head of the Roma, alarm clock, the sheriff. He is forced to stop the "transhumance" of the "Moroccan" falls on a seat (bad luck! And if it fell from the chair?) "Fury" rears. A casino, that is.
Sheriff s'incazza: enough is enough! Sti 'Moroccans have broken the "balls"!
said than done! Grab the "45" liquid ink and leave the same night in the "letters" to the Minister of the Interior, the President of the Regional Council, the Prefect, the Police, the Commander of the police. Someone wondered if the letter was also addressed to the army, but that is the "ghost" the councilor, then no text. More worrying is the "roommate" to the City, which has been asked if the letter was also sent to the UN.
The content of the message is clear, as is binding on "Wyat Earp" (Gunfight at the OK Corral!): Dozens of Moroccans, drunk, attacked the workers of the shipyard, with the obvious intention of blocking the work of primary interest (the GACP so hard that we are trying to pass off a shopping mall!). Intervene immediately and cleared "the Moroccan camp" (St. Nicholas Varco). Salerno is frightening, but you want to see who has rebuilt his recurring dream, the one that leads the assault on the country's prisons, to withdraw the 10 Moroccan jailed for drinking a beer, and waiting for the court, and take the law if the "rope and soap, as it was to" Tomstone "in the Old West!
But the "sheriff with the tricolor flag" can not call the band gap would be that much ahead. As members of his majority. Do not want to do as Mr Salerno, who was "paccaro" by a "bitch."
And then retreats in meditation. Some swear they saw him on the roof of city hall in the yoga position of the "lotus", as if to get away from the world. Two days and then a scream disrupts the quiet course of life ebolitana "I have found."
Once again, quick as lightning, in the hands of the "sheriff with the tricolor flag, appears" colt 45 - blue ballpoint ink liquid "and this time it's an order. Addressed to: "a whore" and "paccarea" sheriffs.
A stroke of genius! That "paccarea" the sheriff Salerno, and that the ebolitano launched a public challenge, to be held at dawn, on the coast of Eboli. People are already on the edge of the platform to assist to duel!
When you say "tenge 'and balls!
The ordinance states: valid for the entire municipality, but primarily to the coast where he was spotted the dangerous "bitch." Who will stop the car to deal with "sexual performance" is punished! Who has indicated his intention to become a prostitute is punished! Those who offend the common decency with his way of dressing is punished! Of course the usual quirky never fail. Arrive on time the "ghost councilor" to break:
1) but the pimps, pimps, exploiters, they ended up? But we are sheriffs mica factotum. One thing at a time!
2) But if one stops the bicycle, is fined? No, those are Moroccans and there act with the decree Maroni. With the Mercedes and SUVs and locals.
3) But to know if one has stopped to negotiate the price as you do? The cop approaches, and knocks on the window, touching the brim of his hat, asks: "Excuse me, you are treating a sexual performance?"
And if that's the girl's boyfriend, "then that is not a bitch," replied "And who he?" Do not worry! It appears that the security assessor (I swear it's there. I know that no one noticed it, but only for distraction!) Has already done: every guy that comes on the territory ebolitano must get a proper document that must be engraved the fingerprints of his girlfriend. In the textbook case of the above, the officer simply compare the fingerprints with those of the document the type of girl who was talking and everything becomes clear.
Two birds with one "bean" (it should say): on the one hand, we can say, "Maroni makes us not care!" And the other a further nod to the church, other than de facto couples. At Eboli miss the betrayals between boyfriends are possible: zero tolerance!
4) and if the fighters are a girl in a bikini, a camp that is coming down the coast road to the beach to the bathroom? And if the evening the firemen stopped a group of girls who walk on the bike path in short skirts and tops? What are the stop and the fines for indecency? Or ask, "Excuse me, but she's a whore? There seem to sway too much and put too much lipstick! "There could be near his father, or husband or boyfriend. And if they are also for zero tolerance? ". Do not worry, even here the commissioner to safety, now a star, is taking the appropriate countermeasures. There are those who swear to have already seen! Soon under the license plate that says "Marina di Eboli", will place a sign bearing the following notice: "you shall for women who pass through or stopping in the territory of Eboli, even to swim, wear the full burka in every public appearance! Any non-compliance will be punishable by stoning. "
And then tell us that we are not a land "ethnic": we have assumed Islamic customs and traditions. What more do you want? The only problem, it seems, is represented by her, "'a whore" by the blow easily, learned the order, is looking for the "sheriff ebolitano" with the tricolor flag. But do not worry, the diligent safety commissioner has already done for the armed escort (4 Iraq veterans contractor. Mica dumb! Moreover, a more in agreement either way ... the only problem is the same as a card in his pocket should have the gunmen?
Poor Eboli! If I were fire
arderei the world
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