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Finally! She cried the whole people, ebolitano reading the titles of local newspapers two weeks ago: "Ramazzano policy at Eboli" The ebolitano medium (one that "does not understand the lyric" that is bereft of "Vissi art "in favor of some new - melodic last cry, to the applause of some" pseudo - president "of some" pseudo - Association "" pseudo-culture ") once again had misunderstood.
He thought that, at the proper time, the "sheriff tricolor" in our local salsa and "his" employees had decided to charge the broom on his shoulder and go to clean up the town by the thousands of bags of "garbage" left on the road to Olevano , on State Battipaglia, etc. via Serracapilli. a photo of a photographer friend, early in the press, will announce an obvious fact to all: "The city is dirty!
But then, reading the good articles ebolitani have received a great disappointment: the political clean-up, physically half the municipal council concerned.
As always, thanks to our undercover, we are able to reconstruct in detail the dramatic day for the benefit of our readers.
The "sheriff with tricolor" in our local salsa, had spent yet another sleepless night on the roof of Town Hall. He had tried, unsuccessfully, to find any action that would allow him to make the front page of newspapers. But as the "Sheriff of Salerno" to run for president of the region, everybody talks about, and he? He had thought to erect a pillory in the Republic Square where the prostitute expose beaten in prison in Rome on the ground, unconscious, half naked and covered in dust. But the "sheriff" in Parma was unequivocal: "I still need to make the company the boy from Ghana who have beaten and put in jail. Heck, mica is a slave trader! Even the condemned in maximum security prisons, in the medieval period, this gave the opportunity to spend time with some prostitute. "
He had thought to dig a pit on viale Amendola for the stoning of the couple to exchange ebolitana caught in car Palasele effusions. But those of the company (all men Rosania?) Have argued that they had no men, so much he had thought to take a couple of workers for 3 hours. (3 hours, 3 months, is the same).
Then if they have not done anything and the two workers were "angry". Ingrates! Instead of thanking you because you "thought" to them. How do you say when you bring a gift to a party? It was enough thought. At 8:00
opens a kiosk in front of the roof and the "sheriff with tricolor" the poster reads: "Rosania is a candidate for mayor in 2010."
"Damn Pescetti All There" was the cry that rose scary (with a special order has been banned throughout the city the word "damn misery" since Anselmo Botte so titled his book, wonderful, on St. Nicholas Varco!).
The chronicles speak of broken glass, alarm fire, stunned by the awful sound of old men.
The "sheriff in tricolor" put his hand to his "pen" blue size "44 magnum" and immediately put down a document that all ebolitani, including unborn children by 2010, would have had to sign: its ricandidatura the next elections.
But that is easier to cross the entire Pacific Ocean, rowing a canoe with holes 9 and sea power, rather than obtaining the unanimous agreement within the PD, it is well known to all (even Veltroni).
happens, then, that some character of election news, landed at the PD after "stormy" in the whole constitutional crossed, reading the document, he said, making the gesture of the umbrella, in ebolitano current "tie"! and me 'nce Guaragna? "
It was the straw that broke the camel's back. The "sheriff in tricolor, black pissed off, to relax the nerves, she grabbed the broom and started cleaning the corridor in front of his office, stationed there, where three of his collaborators, to restore strength Assessorile charge, were doing a game of "Shanghai". The
broom did not distinguish between employees and sticks: broom! Enclosed in the bag (the one undifferentiated gray dry) and placed outside the gate waiting for the retreat!
the spread of the news scenes of panic went through the city. The district
Pescara were seen in mourning black women who scratched his face and wept bitterly asks, "Who will guard our security?" (Did you see that security was the commissioner? It was not an invention of Cecco . Of course, perhaps not even he knew his job so much that, it seems, when a citizen asked him if his security expertise to cover also the old center, said, "a moment that I ask! ") who perlustrerà the entire city by car with flashing light and girlfriend at his side? Terror also the brotherhood of the brick. The big question displayed in a banner across the entire Piazza della Repubblica was clear "who will give us now our daily variation in PRG?".
most harrowing scenes seems to have occurred on the road to Olevano where entire colonies of rats, proliferated in the thousands of bags of "garbage" now abandoned and terrified that someone finally was willing to remove. It seems that in the choir have sung an old song by Claudio Baglioni "Alderman not go away ...."
At first he had a rumor that "the commissioner with the ghost" had been "broom." When the rumor came back the consequences have been dramatic: according to statistics the curve of suicides in Campania in the last 50 years has touched, the learning of the denial, its highest peak.
Now the whole country is anxiously awaiting the appointment of substitutes. The vigil with candles lit one another under the "palace of power."
The "Hundred Steps" takes on a commitment to the edition of December 2009, when you think that might imply a hint of the idea of \u200b\u200ba hypothetical case as a substitute, we will post immediate reporting to our readers.
Poor Eboli! Worse than that ... If I were fire
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